Two and a Half Men - Season 4: Episode 14

Episode Title: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Air Date:

05 February 2007

Genre

Comedy

Episode Description

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

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